Meet Myron Rosander Francis (felis catis badassis): the only feline certified to dismantle oppressive systems, demand the redistribution of premium treats, and issue full-throated manifestos at 3:00 AM.
Engineered with complete anatomical accuracy—from the Counter-Capitalist Signal Array to the Pillars of the Revolution—this graphic tee combines vintage technical blueprint styling with unapologetic working-class cat energy. Whether you're organizing the group chat, feeding the local strays, or refusing to participate in unjust hierarchies from the comfort of the couch, this shirt does the talking for you.
Printed with high-definition, sharp-contrast detailing so every label, paw, and revolutionary component stays crisp wash after wash.
Product Highlights:
Original Diagram Artwork: Features the complete breakdown of Myron’s revolutionary machinery, including the Dissident Acid Chamber and Equality Enforcement Implements.
Ultra-Readable Typography: Bold, high-contrast lettering designed to pop cleanly across every colorway.
Everyday Comfort: Soft, durable ringspun cotton with the right amount of stretch for daily wear, rallies, or extended floor naps.
Fit: Unisex retail fit (runs true to size).
Wear the revolution. Distribute the snacks.
This lightweight crew tee feels like a familiar companion: breathable Airlume cotton, a neat retail fit, and a soft ribbed collar that keeps its shape. The front features a lovingly rendered cat illustration annotated with small, playful callouts — a quiet mix of science-lab precision and warm domestic humor. It sits comfortably under a cardigan or on its own at a coffee shop, pairing easily with jeans or relaxed trousers. Wear it when you want to strike a tone that’s clever but cozy: a little smart, a little silly, and unmistakably personal.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton for a soft, breathable feel
- Retail fit with crew neckline for a classic, neat silhouette
- Side seams and shoulder tape for improved shape retention and durability
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; REACH certified materials
- Print produced with crisp DTF/DTG techniques for detailed, vibrant artwork
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
